My roommate, Frank,who had never dated much, finally had a chance to take out one of the school`s prettiest young woman. However, the event caught him by surprise, and he had no money. He quickly sent off a telegram to his recently separated father: " Have a date. Send money" Back came the answer : " Have money. Send date."

ネタだとは思うけど、そのリズム感がいいなー！